The problem is all political “austerity”
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to lose your leaver
sing along to the instrumental
She said “it’s really not the MPs job to intrude”
“Furthermore, I hope that business won’t be taxed or rightly sued”
But I’ll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to lose your leaver
Fifty ways to lose your leaver
Just deselect your rep, Jep
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Recall them with fuss, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop the MP, Lee
And get yourself free
She said “it hurts me so to have you be a pain,
I wish there was something I could do to make you dumb again”
I said I appreciate that, and let me please explain
About the fifty ways
I said why don’t we both just pay in what is right
And I believe that soon the hospitals will begin to see the light
And then she feared me and I realized I probably was right
There must be fifty ways to lose your leaver
Fifty ways to lose your leaver
Just deselect your rep, Jep
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Recall them with fuss, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop the MP, Lee
And get yourself free
(with humble apologies to Paul Simon for corrupting his beautiful words)