My 5 year-old son was given some “geography” homework – name & draw 1 think you like, and 1 you dislike, about the local area.

The like was easy enough – “our house”

The dislike took us by surprise – “churches” he said. We have no idea why. Something about a school walk they did. Maybe spooked by a graveyard or something?

Thankfully we all agreed that the scourge of traffic was possibly worse than churches. Always best to avoid religious confrontations in educational establishments where possible.