Caption Scramble

I hope you are not deaf.

Much as I like what YouTube have done to create automatic captions, the results are VERY amusing, but not very elucidating.

Check out this video (turn on captions if you can) then read along to the caption script:

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[update 29/3/10: it seems that the video was replaced and YouTube have improved their transcription engine (slightly). The text below no longer matches the one on the video, but what is there is still amusing, if not quite as random]