Taking the wrong Stairway to Heaven

I asked the staff in my local record shop for “the album with ‘Stairway to Heaven’ on it”. I was never sure whether it was their stupidity, or actual malice, which resulted in me going home with a copy of Neil Sedaka’s Greatest Hits

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Today's to-do list didn't actually start with "shave your head" but why not? Some do it for charity, some for health, others for effect. Mine was simply a realisation that the fluff that grew in some...
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